The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear? There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. What isn't heavy is this crushable, classic Hefeweizen, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Over the ages, many have looked up and been mystified by the appearance of a blood moon. To some, this omen foretold death and downfall. Yet to others, it symbolized love and nurturing care. A few cultures even believed it was a spiritual symbol to explore the dark side of one's emotions.
That's all a little heavy for us, so we decided to lighten the mood. Our Blood Moon Wheat is a simple, refreshing wheat ale with blood oranges. It's not around very often, so be sure to enjoy it while it lasts.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please, be sure to delve responsibly.

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"Gnome, gnome on the range. Where the beer and the antelope play." Actually, that sounds like a terrible idea, completely unfit for a campfire song. Either way, here we are, and much like those antelope, we're going to run with it. So gather up some friends, enjoy the warm weather, and sing along! "Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the glasses are cloudy with haze!" Gnome on the Range is a New England pale ale you can enjoy in the home, out on the range, or just about anywhere.

Inspired by one of the O.G. New England IPAs, Elmore Ave started as a home brew recipe by Founder Kris Gould. Having only used Columbus and Vic Secret hops, this beer continues to be tweaked with every new iteration and it has become the standard house IPA on Kris' taps. In this latest scaled-up version, we've increased the whirlpool and dry hop additions as well as adding a Cascade mash hop to pair with the thiolized yeast, giving the beer a more modern feel. And you don't even have to travel to New Jersey to get you some.

In the first age of Middle Earth, the highlands of Dorthonion, north of Beleriand were known as Mirkwood. In later ages, the name transferred to the Wilderland, east of the river Anduin. If you aren't sure where those places are, check our bathroom walls. While you ponder your place in history, sip on a third version of Mirkwood: a triple dry-hopped double NEIPA with Krush, Superdelic, Elani, and Lupomax hops.

The Feywild - a realm dominated by nature and magic. It is said that the emotions of the inhabitants manifest changes to the environment, and senses are heightened such that colors appear more vivid and scents more alluring. Perhaps that's why the flavors of this strawberry rhubarb Beliner weisse meld so harmoniously. May it take you to a cheerful place where the grass grows greener and the flowers bloom around you.

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

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When Abra and Kadabra evolve into their final form, you get Alakazam - a psychic Pokemon with incredible powers. Or in our case, a double addition of raspberries and marshmallows. Alakazam is known to have an incredible memory, able to recall every moment of life from birth until death. Our version... eh, not so much.

Since 2020, founder Aprill Courtney and her husband Rob have had to deal with the shenanigans that their dog Goose has brought into their lives.  His bark brother, Maverick, was the perfect only child, which made them want more.  Although Goose is loyal as hell, hindsight is 20/20: their names are reversed when compared to the original Top Gun characters' personalities.  Instead of Goose being Maverick's conscience, it's Maverick for Goose.  He acts as the voice of reason, trying to talk Goose out of making impulsive decisions, specifically trying to sneak sips of mom's margaritas, akin to this bourbon barrel aged margarita gose.  However, they truly are two peas in a pod and best friends.  Goose just makes life a little spicier.

Is Tartarus a deep abyss serving as a dungeon of torment and suffering for the wicked, as far beneath Hades as heaven is above earth? Or is it the third of the primordial dieties of Greek myth and father of the monster Typhon? In this case: neither! Tartarus is a cherry Berliner with a little tartness and a lot of flavor for us to enjoy.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

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You've had Harry Porter. Now meet his magical mentor: Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Bigger, badder, and with a much more substantial beard, Dumbledore is one of the most renowned wizards in history. This imperial caramel porter is one of the most renowned porters in the taproom. Take your name out of the Goblet of Fire and come grab a pour!

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Beginning in 2517 and spanning all the way to 2552 is The Fall of Reach, the events preceding the greatest FPS ever made: Halo: Combat Evolved. Master Chief, Keyes, and Cortana join forces to combat the Covenant, just as we joined the forces of peach and mango to create a session mead that's out of this world. Now grab your overshield and let's save the universe.

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Absent minded Professor Plum is the last to go in the game of Clue. This is our first mead with plum, but likely won't be our last. Blending plums and honey into a classic concoction that can be sipped anywhere: the kitchen, the ballroom, even the conservatory. Just make sure to stay vigilant. You never know what the professor might be up to.

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" We aren't quite as aggressive as the Queen, but we do strongly recommend you try this mead with cherries, raspberries, and red currants. It's red like the Queen and just a touch less hostile. We don't want to say what will happen if you pass on this one.

According to Greek mythology, citrus fruits were the dowry of Hera, the bride of Zeus, who kept them jealously hidden away in a blissful garden situated at the western end of the earth. Each of three nymphs guarded her own fruit: Aigle tended the citron, Hesperethusa the orange, and Arethusa the lemon. Thankfully, Arethusa didn't keep them all to herself. You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, throw a party.

How many times have you been hopping around the Mushroom Kingdom, punching turtles and stomping goombas, just to learn that the princess is in another castle? Well, not this time my friend! Princess Peach is right here, hiding in plain sight, in this bottle bursting with peach, tangerine, and maple. Bowser's got nothing on you. Jump for joy and enjoy!

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Gallberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, gallberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Basswood uses a single type of honey, basswood, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Blueberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, blueberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Agave uses a single type of honey, agave, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

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