The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Radagast isn't your ordinary wizard, and Radlergast isn't your ordinary beer. Radagast is an eccentric, pure-hearted shaman with an affinity toward nature and animals. Radlergast is a smooth summer wheat ale blended with lemonade for the scorching days ahead. Still not seeing the connection? While Radagast was sent by the Valar to stabilize Middle Earth, Radlergast was sent by the Earth to stabilize your thirst.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please, be sure to delve responsibly.

From the fantastic depths of the world emerges the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, destroyer of worlds. A grotesque abomination that strikes fear into the hearts of all, he's become rather thirsty, and he's crushing pilsners right up until closing time!

He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

Making a special appearance is a classic and a fan favorite; Boba Fest is our festbier for the fall this year. Rugged and stoic, Boba could work for criminals across the galaxy and still steal the hearts of fans. Come on in and enjoy, but don't overdo it. He's no good to me dead.

This one's for the pun(n)y people with the big beards and pointy hats. Mysterious, mischievous masters of the micro-brew. These pint-sized guys can be a little short-sighted, but they're always meager to help at a minute's notice. When they're not busy brewing this pale ale with Krush, Sultana, and Nectaron hops, you can find 'em outside the taproom garden the door. Gnome pun intended.

Step on in to our magical shop, filled to the brim with tinctures and treasures for all of your ailments. It seems as though you're suffering from a severe lack of fresh New England IPA. Luckily for you, we have one packed with Nectaron, Mosaic, and Callista hops right here, ready to go: the finest any Hopothecary can offer.

Battle is exhausting - especially when 300 soldiers are trying to fend off an army that numbers in the tens of thousands. When King Leonidas discovers his friend with a brutal wound on his face, Dilios delivers an iconic line: "It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare." We found this fitting for our collab with Hop Butcher: a New England IPA with Peacharine, Simcoe, and Elani LupoMax hops. Whatever life decides to throw at you today, embrace it with the unwavering resolve of a Spartan warrior.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and apricot jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter, banana, and honey sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and blackberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and blueberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The origin of the word 'pixie' is uncertain. Could be Nordic, could be Cornish, could be Swedish. No one knows for sure. What we do know for sure is that they inhabit ancient underground sites like barrows and stone circles. And they also produce this potion, a berliner brimming with pink lemonade as much as the pixies themselves brim with mischief. What does it do? Guess you'll have to find out for yourself.

Brainstorm, take me away from the norm. I got to tell you somethin': Whoa. Amburana is the color of your energy. Whoa. Is there really much more to say? An amburana aged imperial porter with vanilla may not look like shades of gold displayed naturally, but it sure tastes like it. Whoa.

Sir Tow Mater, self-declared best friend of Lightning McQueen, hails from the quiet town of Radiator Springs. He loves driving backwards, tipping tractors, and pistachio ice cream. He would certainly ask for more of this imperial stout with pistachios and ice cream, and this time we can confirm there is abolutely no wasabi.

The Golden Legend, a collection of 153 hagiographies by Jacobus de Voragine (but you knew that), tells of the Tarasque: a beast with a lion's head, a turtle's body, six feet adorned with bear's claws, a serpent's tail, and poisonous breath. Just a cool guy all around. You know what else is cool? An Armagnac barrel aged imperial stout. So that's what this Tarasque is. Have enough of it and you just might see the other one.

Glinda the Good has been portrayed by actresses across the spectrum from Lena Horne to Kristin Chenowith to Miss Piggy. But throughout all of her incarnations, one thing is usually true: she's pink. And this session mead is unusually pink. Could it be the dragonfruit? Perhaps the pink guava? We'll never tell. Glinda's the good one, not us.

Elphaba: the Wicked Witch of the West's government name. In Wicked, everyone learns about life in Oz from her point of view. Everyone also learns that she's green, though she did not eat grass as a child. I guess we all knew that back in 1939, but still, it helps to reinforce. In her honor, we've made a matching citrus session mead. It's not easy being green, but it's really easy drinking Elphaba.

What is this, a crossover episode? Strawberry Shortcake and Short Round in the same universe? Well, kind of. The flavor is strawberry shortcake, the man is Short Round. Although, it would be pretty neat to watch Strawberry Shortcake run around the Temple of Doom. How about you just have some session mead while we work out the details?

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

Dorothy and her companions all found out the harsh truth about the Wizard in the heart of the Emerald City when Toto dragged away the cloth shielding a stout little man pretending to be Oz the Great and Powerful. But fortunately for us, this Armagnac barrel aged stout with walnuts and cinnamon is the real deal. While the guy may have shouted "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" you'll definitely want to pay attention to the delicious whimsy of this wonderful draught.

Even though we could be talking about Ozzy Osbourne, we're just talking about plain old Oz. The wizard. From the books and the movies and the plays. The great and powerful! Okay, so he might not be all he says he is, but this Armagnac barrel aged oatmeal cream pie stout sure is. So take a trip to the land named after the man and have a wicked good time.

Charlotte LeDoux was in too deep with the criminal underworld of bootlegging. Her only way out is to change her identity and disappear. A puff of smoke, some new lipstick, and voila! Meet Esther Smith. Esther might be flying under the radar to keep herself out of harm's way, but the flavors in this banana, walnut, vanilla, and cinnamon mead, aged in a bourbon barrel, aren't lurking in the shadows.

Prometheus: Greek Titan who stole fire from the Gods to share with early humans. Pometheus: mead with pomegranates, blackberries, and vanilla beans that steals flavor from the Earth to share with us today. Prometheus was punished severely for his act of defiance, chained to a rock and attacked by an eagle for all of time. Pometheus gets consumed until nothing remains but a memory. Tragic.

Sure, he's not a bootlegger... or even an insurance salesman with obvious Mafia ties. But the Scranton Strangler still kinda fits our mead theme since he's at least a notorious criminal (even if Toby has doubts). This delightful tribute features white grape and... chokeberries!It might not make the local headlines, and you sure won't find it at Poor Richard's. But this one is sneaky, and it'll take your breath away.

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" We aren't quite as aggressive as the Queen, but we do strongly recommend you try this mead with cherries, raspberries, and red currants. It's red like the Queen and just a touch less hostile. We don't want to say what will happen if you pass on this one.

According to Greek mythology, citrus fruits were the dowry of Hera, the bride of Zeus, who kept them jealously hidden away in a blissful garden situated at the western end of the earth. Each of three nymphs guarded her own fruit: Aigle tended the citron, Hesperethusa the orange, and Arethusa the lemon. Thankfully, Arethusa didn't keep them all to herself. You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, throw a party.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Gallberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, gallberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.