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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Jadis, the White Witch and antagonist of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe froze all of Narnia for the Hundred Years Winter. This blonde ale with white chocolate won't be so cruel. Instead, it's the perfect cold winter draft to ride shotgun with Aslan to take her down. For Narnia!

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Lady Elvira Grey rules over the largest (and one of the safest) towns in all of Albion: the capital city of Bowerstone! A bustling and bountiful North section; a slum in the South. What more could anyone want? A quay? A jail? It has them all! It even has a namesake brown ale that suits citizens all the way from the Market to Fairfax Gardens. Grab a pint and peruse to your heart's content.

La Schtroumpfette in French, Smurfette was created by Gargamel to sow jealousy among and spy on the other Smurfs. She was also voiced by both Katy Perry and Rihanna? No wonder she's the love interest of almost every Smurf. She was first introduced in Spirou, a magazine in Belgium, in 1966. This makes her, just like her namesake drink, a Belgian blonde. Smurf's up, dudettes!

On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand. Tommy Shelby may not be Irish, but this traditional red ale sure is. And so is Cillian Murphy, so that helps. Grab a trench coat, a flat cap, and a few pints. By order of the Peaky Blinders!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, but all the while, I was drinking this beer. Which is a Beer with Gnome Name. What's the Gnome part, you ask? Maybe the horse is a Shetland pony. Maybe I wear a pointy hat myself. It's really hard to tell with the landscape never changing and the oases disappearing along the way. Guess I'd better stay hydrated.

In the first age of Middle Earth, the highlands of Dorthonion, north of Beleriand were known as Mirkwood. In later ages, the name transferred to the Wilderland, east of the river Anduin. If you aren't sure where those places are, check our bathroom walls. While you ponder your place in history, sip on a third version of Mirkwood: a triple dry-hopped double NEIPA with Krush, Superdelic, Elani, and Lupomax hops.

Beauty is in the eye(s) of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Xanathar approved.

Old Pom Bombadil was a merry fellow; bright red his fruit was and his base was yellow. Stopping along the path through the old forest, Pom whispers: "I am old, Eldest, that's what I am ...Pom was here before the river and the trees. Pom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn." That's not exactly true since we just brewed Pom, but he's so happy and carefree, we're not gonna burst his bubble. We'll just let everyone be as jolly as he, while drinking a refreshing pomegranate berliner and singing a merry song.

Lock, Shock, and Barrel are tasked with nabbing a big red lobster man for their boss, Oogie Boogie. Little do they know, the Sandy Claws is really every child's favorite Christmas Kris: Kringle, that is. Just like the candy canes that adorn his homeland, Sandy Claws has a sweet base with a touch of peppermint to bring the holiday cheer.

With my mind on my money and my money on Johnny brewing a beer full of coconut, Djinn and Juice returns to the top of the charts remixed with toasted coconut and vanilla. We don't know why these djinns keep showing up on brew days, but we know exactly what Johnny wished for: an imperial ice cream sout with coconut and vanilla.

Cinderella, Shakespeare, and even Shrek have put their spin on one of the most classic characters of all time: the Fairy Godmother. Our take on the tale brings you a berliner bursting with blueberries and raspberries: Berry Godmother. If your wish is for a smoothie sour that sends your tastebuds soaring, then your wish just might be granted.

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Actually, upon closer inspection, you seem to be some kind of pointy eared Germanic supernatural being. Easy mistake to make. But, wait. Are those sideburns? And what's in your glass? I know: it's an imperial sour with peanut butter and banana! That's not a drink for an elf. It's a drink for Fat Elvish!

A cross between a bear and an owl that hugs like a bear and attacks with its beak? Well that's an owlbear - a beast people have been waging war against in every version of Dungeons and Dragons ever produced. So what, then, is an Owlberry? Well that's a question that can only be answered at the bottom of a glass. The only thing we can tell you for sure is that no owlbears were harmed in the making of this beer.

House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, ice cream, and vanilla, this buttered beer is sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.

Hop on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride to this mashup of two of our favorite things: Harry Potter and beer. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!"

Whether it's the mythological creature, a DNA sequence, virus, or protein, a chimera combines parts from multiple sources. Our Chimera combines blueberry and maple in a rich stout to bring together two disparate flavors in a maelstrom of magnificence. Bellerophon need not apply.

Obscuring unique gifts from the Old Kingdom of Albion is an army of Demon Doors. Rare to find and even more rare to outwit, they are ancient oddities only few have the privilege of encountering. We've created a dark barleywine just as unique and crafty. With notes of dark fruit, toffee, and tobacco, Demon Door hides an absolute treasure trove of flavor.

Recurring among many legends of a particular pixelated princess, the Great Deku Tree inexorably serves as the elder guardian of the forest and the various spirits within. Honorable and wise, this fatherly protector is entrusted to look after his realm and keep several precious artifacts out of the hands of those who may do evil. Our Barrel Aged Deku Tree channels the essence of the forest guardian as a bold brown ale with walnuts, maple syrup, and extensive aging in some oaky bourbon barrels. May he watch over this ale as it were one of his own.

Jinkies! A neapolitan stout featuring chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry brewed with our buddies at Forbidden Root? That's the kind of snack that a ragamuffin in a green t-shirt and a Great Dane with a penchant for the letter 'R' can really get into. It's not a twenty layer sandwich, but it's just as satisfying when you're out solving mysteries with the gang.

Jack famously traded his family cow for a handful of magic beans. What good ended up coming from that? Just a giant beanstalk to the sky - that's what. So what would happen if we took some magic vanilla beans and planted them in a gigantic rye bourbon barrel aged stout? Well there was obviously only one way to find out. Magic beans worked out wonderfully for Jack, and these Magic Beans will work out wonderfully for the rest of us.

Jack famously traded his family cow for a handful of magic beans. What good ended up coming from that? Just a giant beanstalk to the sky - that's what. So what would happen if we took some magic vanilla beans and planted them in a gigantic rye bourbon barrel aged stout, then sprinkled a little hazelnut on top? Well there was obviously only one way to find out. Magic beans worked out wonderfully for Jack, and these Magic Beans will work out wonderfully for the rest of us.

We could have gone with Rowdy Roddy, but the Pied Piper made more sense since this session mead is stuffed with apple pie and cinnamon flavor. Hmm. Turns out that 'pied' was talking about his clothes. Too late; there's no going back now. Follow us to tasty pastries!

Celebrimbor was the second most gifted Elven smith, behind only Feanor, crafter of the silmarils. But you knew that. Bramble is the common name for the genus rubus, which contains anywhere from 250 to 1000 species of berries. But you knew that too. What you didn't know was that we combined them into a black currant, blueberry, and vanilla session mead so divine that it could fuel the crafting of some really special moments. Hopefully it's Annatar approved.

He's big. He's purple. He's possibly one of a unique species or an anthropomorphic taste bud. One thing's for sure: he's history's greatest monster. Grimace. Introduced in 1971 as 'Evil Grimace', a more fitting title there has never been. His whole thing was stealing milkshakes and Cokes. Well, not on our watch. This mead with Concord grapes should grab his attention. You can handle him. You've been trained for this.

Drawing inspiration from Amos Owens and his renowned moonshine blends of whiskey, honey, and cherries, Cherry Bounce Sr. is our tribute made from honey, cherries, and a bourbon whiskey barrel. People would travel from all over to try Owens' beverage, and after tasting this one we can certainly understand why.

Why the name Bonnie for this pear hazelnut delight? Because she and her husband Clyde formed one of the most famous 'pears' of gangsters in American history. Bonnie Parker was one half of the infamous duo known for robbing banks, stores, and even funeral homes. She lived fast and died young. This bottle is likely to follow suit, but it will live on in our memories.

How many times have you been hopping around the Mushroom Kingdom, punching turtles and stomping goombas, just to learn that the princess is in another castle? Well, not this time my friend! Princess Peach is right here, hiding in plain sight, in this bottle bursting with peach, tangerine, and maple. Bowser's got nothing on you. Jump for joy and enjoy!

From 1940 until today, few villains have captured the imagination quite like the Joker. From Conrad Veidt in The Man Who Laughs to Joaquin Phoenix in Folie a Deux, countless actors have taken their turn bringing the Clown Prince of Crime to life on screen. Obviously we had to try our own take on Gotham's giggling gangster - furthering his story with age in some complementary bourbon barrels. Why so serious? Relax and have a drink.

The Beacons of Minas Tirith are lit! Gondor calls for aid! And Fabled Brew Works will answer! Rohan was busy. They've got a lot of horse stuff going on, cut them some slack. While we might not have the strength of Theoden's Rohirrim, we do have the strength of a mead with blackberry, walnut, and coconut. It probably won't hold off Saruman's forces, but it'll help you forget about all the fighting.

Introduced as the Joker's henchwoman in 1992, Harley Quinn developed into so much more. Our take, which paired maple syrup with the Barrel Aged Joker to add a sweeter element, followed the same trajectory. This is no simple sidekick or love interest. This is our latest supervillain. What a ride!