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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear? There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. What isn't heavy is this crushable, classic Hefeweizen, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Leonidas led 300 Spartans into battle against mighty Xerxes and his massive armies, sacrificing himself and his soldiers in bold defiance of a tyrant king. In their honor, we offer this simple token of "Earth and water" - a refreshingly light lager designed to ease the mind of even the fiercest warrior. So grab your sword and shield, form a phalanx, and prepare for glory! For Tonight We Dine in Helles!

Lady Elvira Grey rules over the largest (and one of the safest) towns in all of Albion: the capital city of Bowerstone! A bustling and bountiful North section; a slum in the South. What more could anyone want? A quay? A jail? It has them all! It even has a namesake brown ale that suits citizens all the way from the Market to Fairfax Gardens. Grab a pint and peruse to your heart's content.

Leonidas led 300 Spartans into battle against mighty Xerxes and his massive armies, sacrificing himself and his soldiers in bold defiance of a tyrant king. In their honor, we offer this simple token of "Earth and water" - a refreshingly light lager, specially aged on Spanish cedar, designed to ease the mind of even the fiercest warrior. So grab your sword and shield, form a phalanx, and prepare for glory! For Tonight We Dine in Helles!

On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand. Tommy Shelby may not be Irish, but this traditional red ale sure is. And so is Cillian Murphy, so that helps. Grab a trench coat, a flat cap, and a few pints. By order of the Peaky Blinders!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, but all the while, I was drinking this beer. Which is a Beer with Gnome Name. What's the Gnome part, you ask? Maybe the horse is a Shetland pony. Maybe I wear a pointy hat myself. It's really hard to tell with the landscape never changing and the oases disappearing along the way. Guess I'd better stay hydrated.

Inspired by one of the O.G. New England IPAs, Elmore Ave started as a home brew recipe by Founder Kris Gould. Having only used Columbus and Vic Secret hops, this beer continues to be tweaked with every new iteration and it has become the standard house IPA on Kris' taps. In this latest scaled-up version, we've increased the whirlpool and dry hop additions as well as adding a Cascade mash hop to pair with the thiolized yeast, giving the beer a more modern feel. And you don't even have to travel to New Jersey to get you some.

In the first age of Middle Earth, the highlands of Dorthonion, north of Beleriand were known as Mirkwood. In later ages, the name transferred to the Wilderland, east of the river Anduin. If you aren't sure where those places are, check our bathroom walls. While you ponder your place in history, sip on a third version of Mirkwood: a triple dry-hopped double NEIPA with Krush, Superdelic, Elani, and Lupomax hops.

You must understand young hobbit: it takes a long time to brew anything while speaking Old Entish.
And we never brew anything unless it is worth taking a long time to make.

Nine Silver Sluggers, three Gold Gloves, 12 time All-Star, World Series champ, and 1995 NL MVP: shortstop Barry Larkin had a storied 19 year career, all with the Cincinnati Reds. While it may not be quite as storied yet, Berry Larkin is a raspberry, marionberry, and blueberry berliner that's on it's way to the top, just in time for opening day. We dare say, it's a grand slam.

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and jelly berliner that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Actually, upon closer inspection, you seem to be some kind of pointy eared Germanic supernatural being. Easy mistake to make. But, wait. Are those sideburns? And what's in your glass? I know: it's an imperial sour with peanut butter and banana! That's not a drink for an elf. It's a drink for Fat Elvish!

Is Tartarus a deep abyss serving as a dungeon of torment and suffering for the wicked, as far beneath Hades as heaven is above earth? Or is it the third of the primordial dieties of Greek myth and father of the monster Typhon? In this case: neither! Tartarus is a cherry Berliner with a little tartness and a lot of flavor for us to enjoy.

Sometimes we just want to kick back and relax. But the best stories involve conflict, as it's the triumph and resolution that bring the greatest satisfaction. With Fabled Times: Eternal Obstacles, we've done the dirty work for you. After 35 months in a Blanton's bourbon barrel and a cross-country journey to our taproom, we present to you the epic conclusion of a freakishly fantastic beer - a barleywine that overcame the odds and survived the gauntlet so that we could all share the joys of victory.

Hop on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride to this mashup of two of our favorite things: Harry Potter and beer. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!"

Sometimes we just want to kick back and relax. But the best stories involve conflict, as it's the triumph and resolution that bring the greatest satisfaction. With Fabled Times: Eternal Obstacles, we've done the dirty work for you. After 35 months in a Blanton's bourbon barrel and a cross-country journey to our taproom, we present to you the epic conclusion of a freakishly fantastic beer - a barleywine that overcame the odds and survived the gauntlet so that we could all share the joys of victory.

Obscuring unique gifts from the Old Kingdom of Albion is an army of Demon Doors. Rare to find and even more rare to outwit, they are ancient oddities only few have the privilege of encountering. We've created a dark barleywine just as unique and crafty. With notes of dark fruit, toffee, and tobacco, Demon Door hides an absolute treasure trove of flavor.

Sometimes we just want to kick back and relax. But the best stories involve conflict, as it's the triumph and resolution that bring the greatest satisfaction. With Fabled Times: Eternal Obstacles, we've done the dirty work for you. After 35 months in a Blanton's bourbon barrel and a cross-country journey to our taproom, we present to you the epic conclusion of a freakishly fantastic beer - a barleywine that overcame the odds and survived the gauntlet so that we could all share the joys of victory.

Moving in the shadows of Gotham City, protecting the citizens from the criminal underworld is the Caped Crusader, the Batman, the Dark Knight. This time, he's not wearing hockey pads. He's full of coconut and vanilla. It may not help with cleaning up the streets, but it sure is tasty. Hunker down in your Bat Cave, relax, and enjoy.

Jack famously traded his family cow for a handful of magic beans. What good ended up coming from that? Just a giant beanstalk to the sky - that's what. So what would happen if we took some magic vanilla beans and planted them in a gigantic rye bourbon barrel aged stout? Well there was obviously only one way to find out. Magic beans worked out wonderfully for Jack, and these Magic Beans will work out wonderfully for the rest of us.

Sometimes we just want to kick back and relax. But the best stories involve conflict, as it's the triumph and resolution that bring the greatest satisfaction. With Fabled Times: Eternal Obstacles, we've done the dirty work for you. After 35 months in a Blanton's bourbon barrel and a cross-country journey to our taproom, we present to you the epic conclusion of a freakishly fantastic beer - a barleywine that overcame the odds and survived the gauntlet so that we could all share the joys of victory.

Wandering about holding the hand of The Man in the Yellow Hat is a good little monkey, always very curious. He has in his hand a banana. While walking beneath a coconut tree, one falls to the ground in front of him. Being curious, as it were, he puts the two together. The Man in the Yellow Hat adds some honey and vanilla ice cream and BAM: a coconut banana ice cream session mead. Curious about how tasty it is? Come see for yourself.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." One of the greatest opening lines in literature begins The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Our Dawn Treader session mead begins with strawberry and adds in orange and guava to form a glowing dawn of goodness. S.O.G., you could say. Like what the sea has. I don't know. It just tastes really good.

Absent minded Professor Plum is the last to go in the game of Clue. This is our first mead with plum, but likely won't be our last. Blending plums and honey into a classic concoction that can be sipped anywhere: the kitchen, the ballroom, even the conservatory. Just make sure to stay vigilant. You never know what the professor might be up to.

Drawing inspiration from Amos Owens and his renowned moonshine blends of whiskey, honey, and cherries, Cherry Bounce Sr. is our tribute made from honey, cherries, and a bourbon whiskey barrel. People would travel from all over to try Owens' beverage, and after tasting this one we can certainly understand why.

Mrs. Peacock has been Henrietta, Elizabeth, Patricia, and Solicitor. She's been accused of some nefarious deeds with a candlestick, a dagger, and a lead pipe. In short: she's complex. Our version of Mrs. Peacock is equally complex: honey, plums, cacao nibs, and vanilla beans all join in to solve the mystery of making magnificent mead.

How many times have you been hopping around the Mushroom Kingdom, punching turtles and stomping goombas, just to learn that the princess is in another castle? Well, not this time my friend! Princess Peach is right here, hiding in plain sight, in this bottle bursting with peach, tangerine, and maple. Bowser's got nothing on you. Jump for joy and enjoy!

From 1940 until today, few villains have captured the imagination quite like the Joker. From Conrad Veidt in The Man Who Laughs to Joaquin Phoenix in Folie a Deux, countless actors have taken their turn bringing the Clown Prince of Crime to life on screen. Obviously we had to try our own take on Gotham's giggling gangster - furthering his story with age in some complementary bourbon barrels. Why so serious? Relax and have a drink.

According to Greek mythology, citrus fruits were the dowry of Hera, the bride of Zeus, who kept them jealously hidden away in a blissful garden situated at the western end of the earth. Each of three nymphs guarded her own fruit: Aigle tended the citron, Hesperethusa the orange, and Arethusa the lemon. Thankfully, Arethusa didn't keep them all to herself. You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, throw a party.