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Updated1/16/2025
1.
Paul Bunyan5.0%
The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.
CloseClassic American lager
2.
A Walk in the Woods4.6%
"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.
CloseKolsch style ale benefiting Eons Adventure Park
3.
Unlitigated Sea Monster5.3%
Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.
CloseMexican lager with lime
4.
Loot4.5%
So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests.
CloseBlonde ale with VIVA coffee
5.
The Amber Spyglass4.8%
Sure, Philip Pullman's Amber Spyglass may have been created to view Dust, but that doesn't preclude us from re-puposing it into a tasty beverage. There are differences. The Amber Spyglass is the third and final novel in his trilogy, while this is our first (and probably not final) amber lager - the perfect companion for diving headfirst into a new universe. Universes. Dusty universes. You'll be fine.
CloseTraditional Vienna lager
6.
Czech Ubetcha: Oaklore4.7%
Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor and aged on amburana spirals are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.
CloseCzech dark larger aged on Amburana oak spirals
7.
Czech Ubetcha4.7%
Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.
CloseCzech dark lager
8.
There's No Place Like Gnome for the Holidays4.8%
Whether in burrows, trees, caves, or stone, we all need a place to call our home.
It's a place to hang our pointy hats, a place to tinker with arts and crafts.
And as the weather turns dark and cold, a place for ales as stories are told.
So grab a beer and join in our poem. You know what's next, there's no place like gnome!
CloseNew England pale ale with Galaxy, Eclipse, and Vic Secret hops
9.
Necronomnomnom6.5%
"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." Arkham, Masschusetts' rather secretive Miskatonic University houses a grimoire written by Abdul Alhazred, purported to contain untold horrors. The horrors in our version, the Necronomnomnom, are not untold. Or horrors. They're hops. Nectaron and citra, specifically. And they work together to create a delicous drink that definitely tastes better than a dusty, old leather-bound book.
CloseNew England IPA with Nectaron and Citra hops
10.
You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat8.3%
Roy Schneider delivers one of film's most iconic lines upon seeing the monster shark in Jaws, realizing that something so gargantuan simply cannot be contained. This double New England IPA packed with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma and Dolcita hops follows suit, and we get the feeling that you, like Brody, are going to need to dig deep in order to handle the onslaught. Don't go overboard.
CloseDouble NEIPA with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma, and Dolcita hops
11.
IPA of the Beholder6.7%
Beauty is in the eye(s) of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Whether you prefer to enjoy them in a raucous tavern, in the depths of the Underdark, or in the nefarious heart of some sort of diabolical dungeon, take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Adventurer-tested, Xanathar approved.
CloseMilkshake IPA with orange and vanilla
12.
Hei Hei7.1%
Just because Hei Hei occasionally eats rocks doesn't mean he wouldn't be enamoured with a tantalizing tropical treat: a gluten-free super-food sour packed with acai, blueberries, strawberries, banana, granola, and peanut butter. And while we can all get a little bit lost-at-sea from time to time, we can always count on Hei Hei to be there right beside us plunging face-first into whichever obstacles bock the path.
CloseImperial gluten free sour with acai, blueberry, strawberry, banana, granola, and peanut butter
13.
Plum-p Up the Jam4.6%
Your feet are stomping, the jam is pumping, the party is definitely goin' on the dance floor. While you aren't legally obligated to get your booty on the floor, it would make all of our days if you just gave this plum and vanilla sour a try. See, cause Plum-p Up The Jam is where the party's at, and soon, you'll be there too.
CloseSour ale with plum and vanilla
14.
Bring Me That Horizon7.5%
"Bring me that horizon!" Captain Jack Sparrow exclaims, as he sails across the sea, standing tall on the bow of his ship, probably holding a bottle of rum. Of course, he only has the rum because he didn't have the option of this tropical collaboration with Corporate Ladder Brewing Company - a gluten free sour with orange, pineapple, coconut, nutmeg, and ice cream. If he knew this was around, he'd be asking "Where's all the Bring Me That Horizon gone?"
CloseImperial gluten free sour with orange, pineapple, coconut, nutmeg, and ice cream
15.
Buttered Beer5.2%
House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream, this buttered beer is a work of wizardry that's sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.
CloseBrown ale with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream
16.
Holly Jolly Rancher5.5%
Have a Holly Jolly Rancher, he's the best beer of the year. Even though there might be snow, he's still out roping steers. He's the Holly Jolly Rancher and in case you didn't hear: Oh by golly crush some festive cherry candy sour to celebrate the holidays and dive headfirst into a new yeeeeaaarrr!
CloseSour ale with cherry candy
17.
Wicked 'Wich: Grape6.0%
The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!
CloseSour ale with peanut butter and Concord grape
18.
Frost Giant11.8%
A type of jotnar from Norse mythology, the Frost Giant stands in contrast with the gods, dwarves, and elves. Dwelling across boundaries from humans in the lands of Jotunheimr, they brave the icy crags of endless snow capped mountains. They'd probably be happy to warm themselves with a butter toffee pecan stout, but that only dwells within reach of humans. Lucky for you. Unless you're a frost giant.
CloseImperial stout with buttered toffee and pecans
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As we continue counting down to the new year, we reach Count Chocula. He's a vampire. He likes chocolate. He sells cereal. And his first name is Alfred? That's fun. Ok, we don't know that much about him. But we do know he'd love this bourbon barrel aged stout with chocolate fudge and vanilla. Particularly after a long day of work selling cereal.
CloseComing soon
19.
Barrel Aged Herman Munster15.3%
Patriarch of one of the most famous monster families and perhaps the second most famous guy with bolts in his neck, Herman Munster has haunted homes since 1964. He also once did an ad campaign for candy, including Snickers. That's the part we liked best. So we created an imperial stout with roasted peanuts, caramel, and chocolate because kids shouldn't be the only ones getting candy on Halloween.
CloseBourbon barrel aged imperial stout with peanuts, chocolate, and caramel
20.
Porter 9 3/45.8%
Enter the wonderful Wizarding World through a magical secret portal. Or porter. Rather than a brick wall at King's Cross Station, this is a captivating coconut and coffee concoction that will take you on a wild ride just in time for the Yule Ball. Mind the gap... and the dementors.
ClosePorter with coconut and coffee
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Apophis11.8%
Apophis, also known as Apep, is the Egyptian diety of the underworld: the emodiment of disorder and darkness. Add 99942 to the front and he becomes a near-earth asteroid that could hit the planet in 2036. Or, less cataclysmically, add hazelnut, coconut, chocolate, and peanut butter to an imperial stout and get another version of the embodiment of darkness. Embrace the Lord of Chaos.
CloseImperial stout with hazelnut, chocolate, peanut butter, and coconut
22.
Lester5.8%
Resident of Stoolbend and neighbor of the beloved Cleveland Brown, Lester Krinklesac is also the latest in a long line of crushable session meads. With bananas, walnuts, cinnamon, and vanilla, Lester is perfect for drinking at The Broken Stool or out in a folding chair on the front lawn.
CloseSession mead with bananas, walnuts, vanilla, and cinnamon
Blend of BA imperial stouts
23.
Count Dracula14.1%
He's perhaps the world's most famous vampire. No, not Lestat. That would be an unorthodox choice. Count Dracula, of course - star of Bram Stoker's 1800's novel and consumer of all things blood. Instead of blood, you should consume this Armagnac barrel aged stout with vanilla and dark cherries. Just please don't store this one near the garlic.
CloseArmagnac barrel aged imperial stout with vanilla and dark cherries
24.
The Itsy Bitsy Cider: Blackberry5.0%
The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider with blackberries. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.
CloseHard apple cider with blackberries
25.
The Itsy Bitsy Cider5.1%
The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.
CloseHard apple cider
26.
The Great'r Gatsby5.9%
Though never proven, it's alleged that Jay Gatsby made his new money fortune via bootlegging. No matter how it came to be, there's no denying his greatness. Greatness only matched by a session mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream; perfect for that fanciest of Long Island parties. So we beat on, our boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into another full pour.
CloseSession mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream
Session mead with passion fruit, pink guava, and mango
27.
Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom12.9%
Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom uses a single type of honey, acacia blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.
CloseAcacia blossom mead
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Dick Grayson, The Boy Wonder, Batman's second in command: Robin is the sidekick to end all sidekicks. One half of the Dynamic Duo, Robin is always ready to face what may come. And what may come next is a strawberry mead, red as Robin's crimson costume. Great Gotham it's good!
CloseComing soon
29.
Salacious B Crumble12.8%
He's Jabba the Hutt's court jester, a Kowakian monkey-lizard who struck a deal to make Jabba laugh at least once a day in exchange for umlimited food and drink or, upon failing, be slain. He's also a weird looking puppet guy. He's Salacious B Crumb: shrill laughing comedian of the Star Wars universe. And now a still mead with cashews, pecans, cinnamon, and vanilla. It might not make anyone laugh, but it will absolutely bring them joy in its own delicious way.
CloseMead with cashews, pecans, apples, cinnamon, and vanilla beans
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Bizarro Robin12.4%
Just like the other members of the Justice League, Robin, The Boy Wonder, has a Bizarro counterpart living in a parallel world. Alongside Batzarro, Bizarro Robin fails to solve crimes and is generally unhelpful. He'd be better off if he just took a day off to enjoy some mead with strawberries and bananas. Lucky for him, there's one right here! If only he could find a way into the real world.
CloseMead with strawberries and bananas
31.
Bizarro Batman12.4%
Technically, Bizarro Batman's real name is Batzarro: the World's Worst Detective. We just couldn't bring ourselves to write all that out, so Bizarro Batman it is. Citizen of Htrae (yes, really), Batzarro runs around being bad at solving crimes. You know, the opposite of Batman. This mead isn't exactly the opposite of Batman (the mead), but it does take the raspberry and blackberry and add maple and vanilla to create a whole new dimension.
CloseMead with raspberries, blackberries, maple syrup, and vanilla beans
32.
Charley 202512.8%
Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cranberry mead inspired by The King of Bootleggers: Charley Dale. After getting out of jail in late 1921, he spent his first taste of freedom sending his former fellow inmates a taste of the holidays with a gallon of oysters and a peck of cranberries. His friends wouldn't soon forget him and you won't soon forget his namesake mead.
CloseMead with cranberries and vanilla beans
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Gluten Free A Walk in the Woods4.9%
"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.
CloseGluten free Kolsch style ale benefiting Eons Adventure Park
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Updated 1/16/2025
Paul Bunyan4.5%
4-pack 16oz cans
The lager for loggers big and small. Put an ax in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.
Close Classic American Lager
- 4-pack 16oz cans
A Walk in the Woods4.6%
4-pack 16oz cans
"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.
Close Kolsch style ale benefitting Eons Adventure Park
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Gluten Free A Walk in the Woods4.9%
4-pack 16oz cans
"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.
Close Gluten free Kolsch style ale benefitting Eons Adventure Park
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Unlitigated Sea Monster5.3%
4-pack 16oz cans
Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.
Close Mexican lager with lime
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Loot4.5%
4-pack 16oz cans
So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests.
Close Blonde ale with VIVA coffee
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Amber Spyglass4.8%
4-pack 16oz cans
Sure, Philip Pullman's Amber Spyglass may have been created to view Dust, but that doesn't preclude us from re-puposing it into a tasty beverage. There are differences. The Amber Spyglass is the third and final novel in his trilogy, while this is our first (and probably not final) amber lager - the perfect companion for diving headfirst into a new universe. Universes. Dusty universes. You'll be fine.
Close Traditional Vienna lager
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Czech Ubetcha4.7%
4-pack 16oz cans
Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.
Close Czech dark lager
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Czech Ubetcha: Oaklore4.7%
4-pack 16oz cans
Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor and aged on amburana spirals are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.
Close Czech dark lager aged on Amburana oak spirals
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Loot4.9%
4-pack 16oz cans
So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please, be sure to delve responsibly.
Close Blonde ale with coffee
- 4-pack 16oz cans
There's No Place Like Gnome for the Holiday4.8%
4-pack 16oz cans
Whether in burrows, trees, caves, or stone, we all need a place to call our home.
It's a place to hang our pointy hats, a place to tinker with arts and crafts.
And as the weather turns dark and cold, a place for ales as stories are told.
So grab a beer and join in our poem. You know what's next, there's no place like gnome!
Close New England pale ale with Galaxy, Eclipse, and Vic Secret hops
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Necronomnomnom6.5%
4-pack 16oz cans
"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." Arkham, Masschusetts' rather secretive Miskatonic University houses a grimoire written by Abdul Alhazred, purported to contain untold horrors. The horrors in our version, the Necronomnomnom, are not untold. Or horrors. They're hops. Nectaron and citra, specifically. And they work together to create a delicous drink that definitely tastes better than a dusty, old leather-bound book.
Close New England IPA with Nectaron and Citra hops
- 4-pack 16oz cans
You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat8.3%
4-pack 16oz cans
Roy Schneider delivers one of film's most iconic lines upon seeing the monster shark in Jaws, realizing that something so gargantuan simply cannot be contained. This double New England IPA packed with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma and Dolcita hops follows suit, and we get the feeling that you, like Brody, are going to need to dig deep in order to handle the onslaught. Don't go overboard.
Close Double NEIPA with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma, and Dolcita hops
- 4-pack 16oz cans
IPA of the Beholder6.7%
4-pack 16oz cans
Beauty is in the eye(s) of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Whether you prefer to enjoy them in a raucous tavern, in the depths of the Underdark, or in the nefarious heart of some sort of diabolical dungeon, take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Adventurer-tested, Xanathar approved.
Close Milkshake IPA with orange and vanilla
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Hei Hei7.1%
4-pack 16oz cans
Just because Hei Hei occasionally eats rocks doesn't mean he wouldn't be enamoured with a tantalizing tropical treat: a gluten-free super-food sour packed with acai, blueberries, strawberries, banana, granola, and peanut butter. And while we can all get a little bit lost-at-sea from time to time, we can always count on Hei Hei to be there right beside us plunging face-first into whichever obstacles bock the path.
Close Imperial gluten free sour with acai, blueberry, strawberry, banana, granola, and peanut butter
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Buttered Beer5.2%
4-pack 16oz cans
House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream, this buttered beer is a work of wizardry that's sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.
Close Brown ale with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Berninator5.5%
4-pack 16oz cans
For our founder Bernie, we cooked up a special recipe for a tangerine creamsicle gluten free sour. And whether you're a man, a dragon man, or even just a dragon, this one will have you dishing out wicked guitar solos and burninating all of the countryside. Do not consume from within thatched-roof cottages! And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiight!
Close Gluten free sour with tangerine and vanilla
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Wicked 'Wich: Grape6.0%
4-pack 16oz cans
The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!
Close Sour ale with peanut butter and Concord grape
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Lester5.8%
4-pack 16oz cans
Resident of Stoolbend and neighbor of the beloved Cleveland Brown, Lester Krinklesac is also the latest in a long line of crushable session meads. With bananas, walnuts, cinnamon, and vanilla, Lester is perfect for drinking at The Broken Stool or out in a folding chair on the front lawn.
Close Session mead with bananas, walnuts, vanilla, and cinnamon
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Great'r Gatsby5.9%
4-pack 16oz cans
Though never proven, it's alleged that Jay Gatsby made his new money fortune via bootlegging. No matter how it came to be, there's no denying his greatness. Greatness only matched by a session mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream; perfect for that fanciest of Long Island parties. So we beat on, our boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into another full pour.
Close Session mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Lucky Luciano5.9%
4-pack 16oz cans
Luciano pioneered organized crime in America by working with other criminals instead of competing against them. Revolutionary! This smooth blend of orange and vanilla might just be your gateway to the mead life.
Close Session mead with oranges and vanilla ice cream
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Cider5.1%
4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.
Close Hard apple cider
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Cider: Blackberry5.0%
4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider with blackberries. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.
Close Hard apple cider with blackberries
- 4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Cider: Cranberry5.0%
4-pack 16oz cans
The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider with cranberries. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.
Close Hard apple cider with cranberries
- 4-pack 16oz cans
Frost Giant11.8%
500ml bottle
A type of jotnar from Norse mythology, the Frost Giant stands in contrast with the gods, dwarves, and elves. Dwelling across boundaries from humans in the lands of Jotunheimr, they brave the icy crags of endless snow capped mountains. They'd probably be happy to warm themselves with a butter toffee pecan stout, but that only dwells within reach of humans. Lucky for you. Unless you're a frost giant.
Close Imperial stout with buttered toffee and pecans
- 500ml bottle
Apophis11.8%
500ml bottle
Apophis, also known as Apep, is the Egyptian diety of the underworld: the emodiment of disorder and darkness. Add 99942 to the front and he becomes a near-earth asteroid that could hit the planet in 2036. Or, less cataclysmically, add hazelnut, coconut, chocolate, and peanut butter to an imperial stout and get another version of the embodiment of darkness. Embrace the Lord of Chaos.
Close Imperial stout with hazelnut. chocolate, peanut butter, and coconut
- 500ml bottle
Count Chocula14.6%
500ml bottle
As we continue counting down to the new year, we reach Count Chocula. He's a vampire. He likes chocolate. He sells cereal. And his first name is Alfred? That's fun. Ok, we don't know that much about him. But we do know he'd love this bourbon barrel aged stout with chocolate fudge and vanilla. Particularly after a long day of work selling cereal.
Close Bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with chocolate fudge and vanilla beans
- 500ml bottle
Count Dooku14.0%
500ml bottle
Also known as Darth Tyranus, Count Dooku was a Jedi master who defected to the Dark Side. He was played to perfection by Christopher Lee - a performance that inspired one of our own: a bourbon barrel aged stout with peanut marshmallow clusters. Even though Count Dooku may have cloned an army, you won't find a stout like this one any time soon.
Close Bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with peanut marshmallow clusters
- 500ml bottle
Count Dracula14.1%
500ml bottle
He's perhaps the world's most famous vampire. No, not Lestat. That would be an unorthodox choice. Count Dracula, of course - star of Bram Stoker's 1800's novel and consumer of all things blood. Instead of blood, you should consume this Armagnac barrel aged stout with vanilla and dark cherries. Just please don't store this one near the garlic.
Close Armagnac barrel aged imperial stout with vanilla and dark cherries
- 500ml bottle
Robin12.4%
375ml bottle
Dick Grayson, The Boy Wonder, Batman's second in command: Robin is the sidekick to end all sidekicks. One half of the Dynamic Duo, Robin is always ready to face what may come. And what may come next is a strawberry mead, red as Robin's crimson costume. Great Gotham it's good!
Close Mead with strawberries
- 375ml bottle
Bizarro Robin12.4%
375ml bottle
Dick Grayson, The Boy Wonder, Batman's second in command: Robin is the sidekick to end all sidekicks. One half of the Dynamic Duo, Robin is always ready to face what may come. And what may come next is a strawberry mead, red as Robin's crimson costume. Great Gotham it's good!
Close Mead with strawberries and bananas
- 375ml bottle
Salacious B Crumble12.8%
375ml bottle
He's Jabba the Hutt's court jester, a Kowakian monkey-lizard who struck a deal to make Jabba laugh at least once a day in exchange for umlimited food and drink or, upon failing, be slain. He's also a weird looking puppet guy. He's Salacious B Crumb: shrill laughing comedian of the Star Wars universe. And now a still mead with cashews, pecans, cinnamon, and vanilla. It might not make anyone laugh, but it will absolutely bring them joy in its own delicious way.
Close Mead with cashews, pecans, apples, cinnamon, and vanilla beans
- 375ml bottle
Charley 202512.8%
375ml bottle
Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cranberry mead inspired by The King of Bootleggers: Charley Dale. After getting out of jail in late 1921, he spent his first taste of freedom sending his former fellow inmates a taste of the holidays with a gallon of oysters and a peck of cranberries. His friends wouldn't soon forget him and you won't soon forget his namesake mead.
Close Mead with cranberries and vanilla beans
- 375ml bottle
Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom12.9%
375ml bottle
Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom uses a single type of honey, acacia blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.
Close Acacia blossom mead
- 375ml bottle
- Many other options from the taplist are available in 32-ounce crowlers -