The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests.

Sure, Philip Pullman's Amber Spyglass may have been created to view Dust, but that doesn't preclude us from re-puposing it into a tasty beverage. There are differences. The Amber Spyglass is the third and final novel in his trilogy, while this is our first (and probably not final) amber lager - the perfect companion for diving headfirst into a new universe. Universes. Dusty universes. You'll be fine.

Resurrected for the season is our Necromancer Nut Brown, a malty delicacy of mysterious magic. It may not actually raise the dead, but it'll certainly help you raise a toast. So summon your friends and throw back a pint of this hauntingly delightful ale while you still can; supply is gravely limited, and it may take ages to muster the might to rise again.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Whether in burrows, trees, caves, or stone, we all need a place to call our home.
It's a place to hang our pointy hats, a place to tinker with arts and crafts.
And as the weather turns dark and cold, a place for ales as stories are told.
So grab a beer and join in our poem. You know what's next, there's no place like gnome!

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." Arkham, Masschusetts' rather secretive Miskatonic University houses a grimoire written by Abdul Alhazred, purported to contain untold horrors. The horrors in our version, the Necronomnomnom, are not untold. Or horrors. They're hops. Nectaron and citra, specifically. And they work together to create a delicous drink that definitely tastes better than a dusty, old leather-bound book.

Mandalorians are bound by a code - ideals and traditions that help bond the warriors and preserve their way of life as the galaxy changes around them. But the Mandalorians are not the only people with a code. IPA fans of the east champion fresh hops, minimal bitterness, and a murky appearance akin to the clouds of Bespin. This triple IPA with Galaxy, Citra, El Dorado, and Mosaic hops upholds the standards and proudly proclaims the mantra: This is the haze!

Originally titled The Art Baker Show, You Asked For It was everybody's favorite human interest program from 1950-1959. Don't act like you don't remember. We all remember. And we also all remember how everyone's favorite beer style was a West Coast IPA. It has hops in it, and they're actually used to add bitterness just like our forefathers of the Pacific intended. Take a trip back in time and relax.

Created for a special occasion celebrating two of our close friends, we made a very limited sour that blends watermelon and strawberry into an ale as vibrant as they are. May it be a small page in their long, wonderful story. Perhaps, even, just one in a melon.

Your feet are stomping, the jam is pumping, the party is definitely goin' on the dance floor. While you aren't legally obligated to get your booty on the floor, it would make all of our days if you just gave this plum and vanilla sour a try. See, cause Plum-p Up The Jam is where the party's at, and soon, you'll be there too.

"Bring me that horizon!" Captain Jack Sparrow exclaims, as he sails across the sea, standing tall on the bow of his ship, probably holding a bottle of rum. Of course, he only has the rum because he didn't have the option of this tropical collaboration with Corporate Ladder Brewing Company - a gluten free sour with orange, pineapple, coconut, nutmeg, and ice cream. If he knew this was around, he'd be asking "Where's all the Bring Me That Horizon gone?"

For our founder Bernie, we cooked up a special recipe for a tangerine creamsicle gluten free sour. And whether you're a man, a dragon man, or even just a dragon, this one will have you dishing out wicked guitar solos and burninating all of the countryside. Do not consume from within thatched-roof cottages!  And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiight!

Have a Holly Jolly Rancher, he's the best beer of the year. Even though there might be snow, he's still out roping steers. He's the Holly Jolly Rancher and in case you didn't hear: Oh by golly crush some festive cherry candy sour to celebrate the holidays and dive headfirst into a new yeeeeaaarrr!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

One of the inspirations for the popular Christmas icon of Santa Claus, the Dutch legendary figure Sinterklaas is the patron saint of children. He dresses in red and has a big white beard. It's not totally clear what his situation is when it comes to reindeer, but what is clear is that we took an imperial sour base and added chocolate, peppermint bark, and ice cream to make Minterklaas. It's a little less Dutch, but substantially more delicious.

As Geralt of Rivia once taught us, choosing the lesser of evils can be a recipe for disaster. That's why this recipe chose neutrality, aging more than two years in a boozy bourbon barrel before blending with bitter chocolate, walnuts, marshmallow, and ice cream. Join us in the wild hunt for a rocky road inspired dessert stout. We teamed up with Butchertown Brewing for this adventure, but we can't shake the feeling that destiny has even more in store for us.

Enter the wonderful Wizarding World through a magical secret portal. Or porter. Rather than a brick wall at King's Cross Station, this is a captivating coconut and coffee concoction that will take you on a wild ride just in time for the Yule Ball. Mind the gap... and the dementors.

A beautiful forest spirit with animal features disgused under long clothing, the Huldra or pine tree Mary is a seductive creature who aided burners by watching their charcoal kilns while they rested. This bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with coffee and vanilla is black as coal and as seductive as its namesake. Tread carefully.

Resident of Stoolbend and neighbor of the beloved Cleveland Brown, Lester Krinklesac is also the latest in a long line of crushable session meads. With bananas, walnuts, cinnamon, and vanilla, Lester is perfect for drinking at The Broken Stool or out in a folding chair on the front lawn.

Midnight. Fresno, California. A cool desert night envelops a group resting atop a hill. Scanning the horizon, they see...something. It looks lanky, disjointed, and bright white. It moves with all the grace of a baby giraffe. If you didn't know better, you'd say it's a walking pair of pants. It's the Fresno Nightcrawler. It strikes fear into no one. It's just an uncomplicated pair of pants, out for a walk. This uncomplicated session mead with blueberry, blackberry, and pinot grapes can't walk, but you can enjoy it just the same.

Luciano pioneered organized crime in America by working with other criminals instead of competing against them. Revolutionary! This smooth blend of orange and vanilla might just be your gateway to the mead life.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

As Geralt of Rivia once taught us, choosing the lesser of evils can be a recipe for disaster. That's why this recipe chose neutrality, aging more than two years in a boozy bourbon barrel before blending with bitter chocolate, walnuts, caramel, marshmallow, and ice cream. Join us in the wild hunt for a rocky road inspired dessert stout. We teamed up with Butchertown Brewing for this adventure, but we can't shake the feeling that destiny has even more in store for us.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na drink this! We contemplated making that the entire story here, but thought we should at least point out that our version of The Caped Crusader is a still mead with raspberry and blackberry, Dark as the Knight himself. So tasty that everyone will be drinking Batman forever.

Dick Grayson, The Boy Wonder, Batman's second in command: Robin is the sidekick to end all sidekicks. One half of the Dynamic Duo, Robin is always ready to face what may come. And what may come next is a strawberry mead, red as Robin's crimson costume. Great Gotham it's good!

He's Jabba the Hutt's court jester, a Kowakian monkey-lizard who struck a deal to make Jabba laugh at least once a day in exchange for umlimited food and drink or, upon failing, be slain. He's also a weird looking puppet guy. He's Salacious B Crumb: shrill laughing comedian of the Star Wars universe. And now a still mead with cashews, pecans, cinnamon, and vanilla. It might not make anyone laugh, but it will absolutely bring them joy in its own delicious way.

Just like the other members of the Justice League, Robin, The Boy Wonder, has a Bizarro counterpart living in a parallel world. Alongside Batzarro, Bizarro Robin fails to solve crimes and is generally unhelpful. He'd be better off if he just took a day off to enjoy some mead with strawberries and bananas. Lucky for him, there's one right here! If only he could find a way into the real world.

Technically, Bizarro Batman's real name is Batzarro: the World's Worst Detective. We just couldn't bring ourselves to write all that out, so Bizarro Batman it is. Citizen of Htrae (yes, really), Batzarro runs around being bad at solving crimes. You know, the opposite of Batman. This mead isn't exactly the opposite of Batman (the mead), but it does take the raspberry and blackberry and add maple and vanilla to create a whole new dimension.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cranberry mead inspired by The King of Bootleggers: Charley Dale. After getting out of jail in late 1921, he spent his first taste of freedom sending his former fellow inmates a taste of the holidays with a gallon of oysters and a peck of cranberries. His friends wouldn't soon forget him and you won't soon forget his namesake mead.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Christmas Berry Blossom uses a single type of honey, Christmas berry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.