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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Set in the harsh and unforgiving climate north of the Spine of the World, Icewind Dale is the wintry home to many monsters that thrive in the rugged, hostile terrain.  When an evil, sentient artifact surfaces and beckons armies of dangerous creatures to war against the few remaining villages and towns, who is going to save the day? A hero, of course. So grab your finest cape, a silly adventuring hat, and a few pints of this refreshing kolsch. Glory awaits.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Making a special appearance is a classic and a fan favorite; Boba Fest is our festbier for the fall this year. Rugged and stoic, Boba could work for criminals across the galaxy and still steal the hearts of fans. Come on in and enjoy, but don't overdo it. He's no good to me dead.

Recurring among many legends of a particular pixelated princess, the Great Deku Tree inexorably serves as the elder guardian of the forest and the various spirits within. Honorable and wise, this fatherly protector is entrusted to look after his realm and keep several precious artifacts out of the hands of those who may do evil. Our Deku Tree channels the essence of the forest guardian through a bold, imperial brown ale treated with walnuts and maple syrup, aged on amburana spirals. May he watch over this ale as it were one of his own.

A squadron of slight scientists surround a cycler, staring, studying, speculating. Years and years of hard work have built to this day. Suddenly: Eureka! They've found it. The answer to what makes them tick. The source of their every being. A prime pale ale with Citra and Simcoe that anchors the foundation of gnomic life. The one, the only, The Human G-Nome.

Upon a white warg rides Azog, the Pale Orc, father of Bolg, bane of Thror, and the Defiler of Moria. Upon a hazy NEIPA with Nelson Sauvin, Motueka, and Rakau hops rides a foamy head on its way to your glass. Trust us, between the two, you're absolutely getting the better end of the deal. The real Pale Orc is kind of a rough dude to hang out with. Our Pale Orc is likely to become your best friend.

No beards, no footwear, no problem. Harfoots (or Harfeet, if you're feeling froggy) are one of three hobbit ancestors alongside Stoors and Fallohides. But Harfeet are the only ones running their caravans through Middle Earth in The Rings of Power, so they get the honor of a Harfoot Hazy NEIPA, packed like their carts with Citra, Newzilla, and Nectaron hops. So get out of bed, leave your smial, and venture out into the world to enjoy this draught or you just might find yourself decaravanned.

When not hanging at Fabled Brew Works, Founder Matt Wright can be *ahem* found relaxing in a comfy chair while his sister Whitney chases her two kids all around the house. Eventually, all the attempted wrangling of the lovable little monsters reaches its breaking point, culminating in a shout of being at "My Wit's End"! What is one to do in times like these? Take a deep breath and a deeper drink of this papaya, guava, and mango fruited IPA. It's the tastiest tonic around to soothe the savage beasts.

Younger sister of Vi, League of Legend's Jinx comes cackling at you with joy in her heart and a shark gun on her shoulder. We can't be certain what her gun fires, but here's hoping it's a super soaker that shoots snifters of sour, specifically a peanut butter and grape jam berliner brewed with our broskies at Arkane Aleworks. Get Jinxed!

League of Legends has a pink haired pixie named Vi. Is it short for Victorious? Vision? The giant fist flying at your face should let you know: it's violence. Packing a punch of peanut butter and mixed berry jam flavor, this berliner brewed with the bunch at Arkane Aleworks will keep you full by serving you a heaping helping of Berry Knuckle Sandwich.

Djinn, Jinn, Jinni, or Aladdin's favorite buddy, Genie, whatever you call them, they've been around since time immemorial. Sometimes invisible, other times changelings, snakes, scorpions, lizards, and even humans, djinn are literally beings 'concealed from the senses'. Djinn and Juice: Orange Lime is anything but concealed from the senses. Loaded with orange and lime flavor, this ice cream sour can be sipped, laid back, with your mind on your money and your money on your mind.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor and aged on amburana spirals are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Jumbee, jumbie, mendo, or chongo: whatever you call it, it's a demon and it's coming for you. You can ward him off by putting shoes outside your door, but you'd better drink some Jumbee Juice to steel your nerves just the same. It's to die for.

A little six year old boy in a devil's mask with blue lips, Shock is one third of the trio of trick-or-treaters tasks by Jack Skellington to kidnap the Sandy Claws. This Halloween, he's part of our trio of special sours. A caramel green apple Berliner weisse kicks off the chaos, sure to be followed by the other calamitous cohorts.

The middle of the trickster trifecta, Shock is a seven year old sporting a scowl on her witchy wardrobe, hiding her craftiness and cunning. In honor of her concocting the plot to get Sandy Claws, we've concocted a berliner weisse with sour patches of candies for this little kid. It's sure to send a shock to your tastebuds.

Five year old Barrel is the youngest of Oogie Boogie's henchmen, toting around a twirly swirly black and orange lollipop. We've taken his name to heart and conjured up a bourbon barrel aged pumpkin pie ice cream sour, satisfying for a sweet tooth and certain to put a big white Barrel-like smile on your face this Halloween.

Obscuring unique gifts from the Old Kingdom of Albion is an army of Demon Doors. Rare to find and even more rare to outwit, they are ancient oddities only few have the privilege of encountering. We've created a dark barleywine just as unique and crafty. With notes of dark fruit, toffee, and tobacco, Demon Door hides an absolute treasure trove of flavor.

The Forerunners knew of the risk of the Flood eons ago. So feared was the onslaught that the Halo Array was built to prevent it. But nothing can contain the Flood. It just keeps flowing, rushing over everything, encompassing all it touches, unstoppable, ceaseless, and exceedingly soggy. Somehow, after the worst subsided, an imperial peanut butter porter was left in the aftermath. Enjoy it while you can. Because the Flood can't be contained.

I was chilling at the brewery late one night, when I opted to enjoy just one more flight, and one beer rose up above the rest, to declare itself the very best: It was the Monster Mash (the Monster Mash). You know the rest. We're not going through the entire song. We're not...monsters. Enjoy this frighteningly tasty mashup of chocolate, pecans, and caramel. Happy Halloween!

From the wilds of Northern Germany, an undead horror rises to haunt the living. A recently deceased person laid to rest improperly is likely to return from the grave to take revenge, draining the life force of their victims. Well, this hommage is as dark as the night - a bourbon barrel aged German Chocolate Cake stout with monstrous amounts of sweet coconut and decadent chocolate. Meeting a nachzehrer may be terrifying, but drinking a Nachzehrer is definitely not.

The frigid cold of Scandinavia brings the dreaded draugr. As reanimated revenants, they use a physical body to live again following their deaths. But we won't let them completely out of the snow, as we decided to make this a special snowball variant of our Nachzehrer stout. This time, our draugr rises once more after a deep slumber in a bourbon barrel and marshmallow has been added on top of German Chocolate Cake to make a tasty treat fit for saving the world. When the time comes, don't freeze up.

A tribute to the Exalted One, the illustrious Jabba the Hutt - this luscious, limited mead would be right at home in a palace. Kick back, revel in the soothing sounds of the Max Rebo Band, and enjoy a glass next to your favorite carbonite wall decoration. But don't forget to pay your tab, or you'll be sent straight to the rancor pit. E chu ta!

Salvatore Maranzano organized a Sicilian gang of bootleggers and gamblers who began the Castellammarese War - which would overthrow New York's crime overlord, Joe Masseria, and establish Maranzano as the capo di tutti capi (boss of all the bosses). Salvatore's stint as capo di tutti capi would last only a few months, so you better hurry in here.

Not Malfoy. Not the character from Xena: Warrior Princess. Not even the ancient Greek physician. This Draco is based on Sir Francis Drake. That's right, the guy from history. Turns out, he sort of invented the mojito and this is a mojito inspired session mead. Hence, Draco. How about you just order a few?

He's big. He's purple. He's possibly one of a unique species or an anthropomorphic taste bud. One thing's for sure: he's history's greatest monster. Grimace. Introduced in 1971 as 'Evil Grimace', a more fitting title there has never been. His whole thing was stealing milkshakes and Cokes. Well, not on our watch. This mead with Concord grapes should grab his attention. You can handle him. You've been trained for this.

Nightlock berries may be extremely poisonous, but thankfully they're also fictional. No dangerous berries go into this consumable concoction. But we did load it with decadent blueberries and maple syrup to make sure none of you go hungry during your games. After aging in a carefully selected bourbon barrel, this one will have you ready to stomp out the competition.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Raspberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, raspberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Khal is Dothraki for warlord, and Khal Drogo is "The Great Khal" - famed leader among the fierce tribe of savage, horse-riding warriors. He's quite the (rhu)barbarian, if you will. The last living dragon was named after him, and legend says he's never been defeated in battle. Speaking of unbeatable, this mead with strawberries and rhubarb is pretty hard to beat. Maybe the last dragon was named after this mead.

Why the name Bonnie for this pear hazelnut delight? Because she and her husband Clyde formed one of the most famous 'pears' of gangsters in American history. Bonnie Parker was one half of the infamous duo known for robbing banks, stores, and even funeral homes. She lived fast and died young. This bottle is likely to follow suit, but it will live on in our memories.

The Beacons of Minas Tirith are lit! Gondor calls for aid! And Fabled Brew Works will answer! Rohan was busy. They've got a lot of horse stuff going on, cut them some slack. While we might not have the strength of Theoden's Rohirrim, we do have the strength of a mead with blackberry, walnut, and coconut. It probably won't hold off Saruman's forces, but it'll help you forget about all the fighting.

Clyde Barrow was the male side of the famed gangster tandem of Bonnie and Clyde. This means he's also the counterpart to our co-release, Bonnie. Still showcasing pears as the primary flavor, this time we add vanilla to round out this decadent partnership. Despite his unscrupulous decisions in life, Clyde's middle name was Champion, We find that quite appropriate for this one.

The Barrow Gang was a collective of criminals and bank robbers headed by Clyde Barrow of the notorious pair Bonnie and Clyde. The other members of the group added a little spice to the already intense life that Bonnie and Clyde led, so we've added a little spice to some pear in the form of habanero peppers, just because we can. It may not have ended well for the real Barrow Gang, but this Barrow Gang finishes with a perfect little kick.